Top 3 funniest jokes in the world

Top 3 funniest jokes in the world

We take life so seriously most of the times. Seldom have we understood that there is more to it. Jokes can make you calm and happy and induce a positive energy. A smile uses couple of muscles in your face while an angry face uses 60+ muscles. So take a chill pill and explore the best funniest jokes ever.

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Two hunters

The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show sketch by Spike Milligan, was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester: Source Wikipedia.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?

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 Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson goes camping

Sherlock and Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars”.

Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that”?

Watson replied: “Well if there are millions of stars, and if few of them have planets, it is quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.

Watson asked: Holmes, now what does the night sky means to you’?

Holmes said: My dear Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

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The Ugly baby Joke

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. “The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed. The man sympathized and said “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.” “You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.” “That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/uglybabyjokes.html

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  1. Ganesh May 19, 2017

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